Here at Simple Assembly Me Hole we are keen to help you create the ultimate kitchen for your home. We can obviously help in your installation needs. But perhaps we can also help inspire you with new ideas for that kitchen you always wanted…
This third one in the series – a Japanse kitchen design by Toyo Kitchen – with it’s coal-black splash that looks like dried lava makes for a smoking hot kitchen. Does this one inspire you?

Here at Simple Assembly Me Hole we are keen to help you create the ultimate kitchen for your home. We can obviously help in your installation needs. But perhaps we can also help inspire you with new ideas for that kitchen you always wanted…
This second one in the series – a contemporary kitchen in Bakersfield, California – a round kitchen with a round island, designed by Troy Adams. If you order it, we’ll install it!

I know it was just a few short days ago, but we know what’s next….
No don’t worry, I’m not going to mention the word. Although I’m sure you’re not immune to the point of sales and merchandising in the shops.
Shortbread and sherry is all well and good, but I think many of us would prefer something a little more permanent.
- Say a new bookcase for when you spend the tenner book token Auntie Kitty sends you every year since you where five!
- Or indeed a new kitchen in which to entertain the aforementioned dotty relative….sherry and shortbread being the order of the day.
- Prehaps you’re fed up with the halfbuilt ruin at the bottom of the garden, “Yes dear I know it was supposed to be a shed but….”
- Or when you settle down to Tubridy on Friday night and that broken spring in the sofa, makes it more turgid than Tubridy!
You know its the time of year when you have a perfect excuse to dump the old. Or, just to go out and get some new furniture.
And while you roast chestnuts on an open fire, we’ll put all your new stuff together, just leave out some biccies and a glass of milk for us……ahem!
I am a bit nosey so I like to check out people’s kitchens. There are some great examples out there, whether you like an old shaker style or formica-tastic floats your boat.
If you’re into something a bit funkier, IKEA offers a pick’n'mix approach. So it should be easy to find shapes, sizes and colours to your taste. You can start searching for your dream kitchen here.
Then when you decide on your dream kitchen – give us a call. We will ask you some quick questions about what you need and then we’ll send you a quote so tasty you could call it Nigella Lawson!
We like to discuss any extra tweaks and hacks you would like up front. Do you want us to remove your old kitchen? Is there additional plumbing required? etc. We have found that this saves both your time and ours, and there are no nasty suprises when it comes to payment.
Our team is made up of experienced carpenters, so you won’t need to worry about the quality and finish when Simple Assembly is installing your kitchen.
When you know what you’re doing.
If you don’t? Well say goodbye to your weekend. And know that you’ll always be looking over your shoulder for that dodgy unit to fall into your cornflakes!
If you don’t know how a hex wrench works, and you’ve never built a cabinet box before, it’s best to leave your IKEA kitchen assembly to the professionals.
Our team of skilled and experienced carpenters specialise in IKEA kitchen assembly. Save time and avoid costly mistakes by calling in the experts.
If you found us on Google, tell us when you’re placing your order and we’ll give you 5% off the price. (We’re nice that way)