Why you need Simple Assemble Me Hole?
This is why:
On ‘ikea furniture assembly’
Yes, We Can!
“Time for Change” and “Yes We Can!” Or is an Ikea revamp of the Oval
Office in the White House still too radical a change?
The Dresser, Two Dauthers and a Cat
Not everyone has the good fortune of two young daughters and a cat to help them with their furniture assembly. For all those less fortunate there is always Simple Assembly Me Hole!
Swedish Furniture Name Generator
What would you be called and what would you look like if they sold you at Ikea? Visit this fun but totally pointless tool to find out! Click here to play.
from: www.blogadilla.com
Death by Ikea
Simple assembly? Me hole!
It appears that you might not be the only one who has met with difficulty and frustration when trying to put together that new wardrobe or table. But don’t let it go to far. There are experts who take the death out of Ikea. And if it is death you seek, I imagine death by chocolate is a more preferable way to go.
Remember Halloween?
I know it was just a few short days ago, but we know what’s next….
No don’t worry, I’m not going to mention the word. Although I’m sure you’re not immune to the point of sales and merchandising in the shops.
Shortbread and sherry is all well and good, but I think many of us would prefer something a little more permanent.
- Say a new bookcase for when you spend the tenner book token Auntie Kitty sends you every year since you where five!
- Or indeed a new kitchen in which to entertain the aforementioned dotty relative….sherry and shortbread being the order of the day.
- Prehaps you’re fed up with the halfbuilt ruin at the bottom of the garden, “Yes dear I know it was supposed to be a shed but….”
- Or when you settle down to Tubridy on Friday night and that broken spring in the sofa, makes it more turgid than Tubridy!
You know its the time of year when you have a perfect excuse to dump the old. Or, just to go out and get some new furniture.
And while you roast chestnuts on an open fire, we’ll put all your new stuff together, just leave out some biccies and a glass of milk for us……ahem!
Don’t Mess With IKEA
Donnycarney man John Haugh set up a business with the IKEA name in it – and very quickly the Swedish ones have come down hard against him. He’s now up in court for infringing the IKEA trademark.
One of the names we’d considered was a play on the IKEA name – IE KEA. But we rejected that because:
- we might get sued by IKEA
- it’s a crap name
I feel a wee bit sorry for Haugh. He said in court that because the Companies Registration Office had passed his name, he thought that he was OK. Hmm, those people in the CRO causing trouble again. The case continues.
IKEA FURNITURE ASSEMBLY SERVICE
If wobbly bookshelves and sloping coffee tables are a feature of your life, help is at hand!
We assemble Ikea flatpack furniture – quickly, effortlessly, and without any bits left over.
We charge €40 per item.
So next time you visit Ikea you can shop til you drop knowing that you don’t have to put it together.
Our team of experienced carpenters and kitchen fitters will assemble your flatpack furniture in no time.
Don’t waste time trying to decipher instructions, contact the Ikea Furniture Assembly Experts today!
And if you’re buying a wardrobe, read this first.