Simple Assembly Me Hole » flatpack furniture assembly

Yes, We Can!

Simple Assembly — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:27:50 +0000

“Time for Change” and “Yes We Can!” Or is an Ikea revamp of the Oval
Office in the White House still too radical a change?

The Dresser, Two Dauthers and a Cat

Simple Assembly — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 11:27:39 +0000

Not everyone has the good fortune of two young daughters and a cat to help them with their furniture assembly. For all those less fortunate there is always Simple Assembly Me Hole!

A (book)Case of Intimidation

Simple Assembly — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:30:06 +0000

For many of you ‘Georges’ out there assembling a flat pack is not unlike chopping down a tree and starting from scratch. The carpenters at Simple Assembly Me Hole however, are immune to such intimidation and will be glad to alleviate your fears.

Remember Halloween?

Simple Assembly — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:44:49 +0000

I know it was just a few short days ago, but we know what’s next….

No don’t worry, I’m not going to mention the word. Although I’m sure you’re not immune to the point of sales and merchandising in the shops.

Shortbread and sherry is all well and good, but I think many of us would prefer something a little more permanent.

Say a new bookcase for when you spend the tenner book token Auntie Kitty sends you every year since you where five!
Or indeed a new kitchen in which to entertain the aforementioned dotty relative….sherry and shortbread being the order of the day.
Prehaps you’re fed up with the halfbuilt ruin at the bottom of the garden, “Yes dear I know it was supposed to be a shed but….”
Or when you settle down to Tubridy on Friday night and that broken spring in the sofa, makes it more turgid than Tubridy!

You know its the time of year when you have a perfect excuse to dump the old. Or, just to go out and get some new furniture.

And while you roast chestnuts on an open fire, we’ll put all your new stuff together, just leave out some biccies and a glass of milk for us……ahem!

IKEA Stop Motion Videos

Simple Assembly — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:21:50 +0000

IKEA FURNITURE ASSEMBLY SERVICE

Simple Assembly — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:21:34 +0000

If wobbly bookshelves and sloping coffee tables are a feature of your life, help is at hand!
We assemble Ikea flatpack furniture – quickly, effortlessly, and without any bits left over.

We charge €40 per item.
So next time you visit Ikea you can shop til you drop knowing that you don’t have to put it together.

Our team of experienced carpenters and kitchen fitters will assemble your flatpack furniture in no time.
Don’t waste time trying to decipher instructions, contact the Ikea Furniture Assembly Experts today!

Got questions? Email us.

And if you’re buying a wardrobe, read this first.