Why you need Simple Assemble Me Hole?

This is why:

Yes, We Can!

“Time for Change” and “Yes We Can!” Or is an Ikea revamp of the Oval
Office in the White House still too radical a change?

The Dresser, Two Dauthers and a Cat

Not everyone has the good fortune of two young daughters and a cat to help them with their furniture assembly. For all those less fortunate there is always Simple Assembly Me Hole!

Kitchen Inspirations (2)

Here at Simple Assembly Me Hole we are keen to help you create the ultimate kitchen for your home. We can obviously help in your installation needs. But perhaps we can also help inspire you with new ideas for that kitchen you always wanted…

This second one in the series – a contemporary kitchen in Bakersfield, California – a round kitchen with a round island, designed by Troy Adams. If you order it, we’ll install it!

A (book)Case of Intimidation

For many of you ‘Georges’ out there assembling a flat pack is not unlike chopping down a tree and starting from scratch. The carpenters at Simple Assembly Me Hole however, are immune to such intimidation and will be glad to alleviate your fears.

Jigsaw Tables

A great way to keep potential furniture buyers from facing frustration when assembling furniture is to make the assembly fun and part of the design concept. We came across these tables which come in (we assume) easy to assemble jigsaw pieces at fur-throws.com.

Nathan Baker

These photographs might look like the result of a frustrated weekend of furniture assembly. They are however, the artistic expression of Berlin based artist Nathan Baker. He creates sculptural forms using Ikea’s ready to assemble chair – model Stefan. You might be forgiven for thinking this is easier to do than actually put the Stefan together into a functional chair.

Assemble Instructions

So recognizable. So difficult not to laugh out loud as he (or is it his wife?) shares with the world an afternoon of furniture assembly. Had he lived in or around Dublin one of our carpenters could have saved him a great deal of bother… and robbed us from the delight at his struggle and frustration.

Death by Ikea

Simple assembly? Me hole!

It appears that you might not be the only one who has met with difficulty and frustration when trying to put together that new wardrobe or table. But don’t let it go to far. There are experts who take the death out of Ikea. And if it is death you seek, I imagine death by chocolate is a more preferable way to go.

DIY Disasters

If you’re feeling a little unsure about your prowess with a hammer, watch this, consider if it could be you, then book us in to save you from injury and strife!

Remember Halloween?

I know it was just a few short days ago, but we know what’s next….

No don’t worry, I’m not going to mention the word. Although I’m sure you’re not immune to the point of sales and merchandising in the shops.

Shortbread and sherry is all well and good, but I think many of us would prefer something a little more permanent.

• Say a new bookcase for when you spend the tenner book token Auntie Kitty sends you every year since you where five!
• Or indeed a new kitchen in which to entertain the aforementioned dotty relative….sherry and shortbread being the order of the day.
• Prehaps you’re fed up with the halfbuilt ruin at the bottom of the garden, “Yes dear I know it was supposed to be a shed but….”
• Or when you settle down to Tubridy on Friday night and that broken spring in the sofa, makes it more turgid than Tubridy!

You know its the time of year when you have a perfect excuse to dump the old. Or, just to go out and get some new furniture.

And while you roast chestnuts on an open fire, we’ll put all your new stuff together, just leave out some biccies and a glass of milk for us……ahem!

For Men Only

It’s funny how.. NAMA is on our side.  It’s funny how you can’t put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing.  And it’s funny how men are the ‘DIY kings’.
Well not quite.  While I do know which bit of the powerdrill goes in the socket, I have to admit to hanging the odd slanty shelf – or using a folded up page of “Mens Health” under a leg of the kitchen table so dinner can be eaten in an orderly fashion and not like  the last evening aboard the good ship Titanic.

We have been getting a number of calls from men. Yes I know, men do actually ask for help, although i have my theory that it was a fed-up women passenger who invented GPS.

Now whilst their tooled-up brethren may frown into their SKIL mugs, there is nothing wrong with getting a professional assembler to do a job.  Egos are salved.  And Saturday can go back to its rightful place as sport watching day.

Or  as in the case of a customer recently who has three men in the house and a half-assembled wardrobe sitting on the long finger awaiting her fabulous collection of gunas and accompanying shoes – domestic harmony was restored.

So any men with a handful of thumbs feel free to give us a call.  We are very discreet and won’t publish your failings here.   And to our women readers satisfaction is guaranteed!

We Win On Pricing…

And on service.  Did you know all of our assemblers are carpenters? Not just handymen.  That means you can be sure your flatpack furniture assembly will be done professionally.

I saw an ad for flatpack furniture assembly being done for €7.  How can that be?   It’s not!  Check out the pricing below.  As you can see, we offer better pricing on pretty much all items. Notice how the prices below look small at a glance, eg. €7 – but they are actually prices for the components of each item!

At Simple Assembly Me Hole, we don’t penalise you for choosing a 4 drawer chest of drawers.
So what are you waiting for? Book in your flatpack furniture assembly with us today.

Update: here’s another one who’s charging €35 for a call out, then an additional 20% of the price of your furniture on top of things.  How can he get away with that?  It’s extremely expensive.

We charge €30 per item. All up.