We Will, We Will, Floor You….

….and you’ll be glad we did.

Our services are expanding as rapidly as my winter-midriff.

Simple Assembly now lays flooring, no snickering from the back please.  IKEA sells many laminate flooring systems (view range) which look rather cool in a clean contemporary sitting room. Turn on the jazz please.

If dark flooring or indeed hard bebop jazz isn’t to your taste, IKEA also does a range of laminate floor colours all with matching skirting boards. The skirting comes in white, so no need to paint it.  Pretty cool eh?

So you get your floor laid by our carpenters at incredible rates – no need for you to stoop to our level getting your hands dirty painting skirting boards.

As the rugby season is now in full swing, this leaves Saturday clear for a spot of couch camping in front of the Heineken Cup.

If you do get your flooring elsewhere we will of course put it down for you. We will also fit hardwood flooring if you prefer to invest in the timeless quality of  say, oak or cherry.

Give us a call to discuss what you want.